S.N.O.T

S.N.O.T gets new home and new name!!

2006-10-08T12:31:00.000-07:00

Well i've decided to follow in the steps of several other bloggers and switch over to Word Press. I've also decided that the whole "S.N.O.T" thing just wasn't working very well.

So to visit my new site just head to Totally Dave or www.totallydave.wordpress.com

For the blog totally about Dave!

2006-08-29T17:33:00.000-07:00

Another movie I recently saw, “Charlie and the Choclate Factory“, was one I told myself I’d never like. Yet I loved it. It is the remake of the 1971 cult classic “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”. I loved Gene Wilder in the original which led me to be skeptical of Johnny Depp (Who I think is a superb actor).

In the most recent version of the film they had more of a background story on Willy Wonka. You find out about his home life that made him who he is today. Now I don’t want to give too much away on that part. Mainly because I think it is a very interesting point of the story surrounding the ever-mysterious Willy Wonka. They made some noticeable changes with the newer version of the movie, but it makes it a unique and must see film.

If you’ve been on the fence about seeing the movie I suggest you wait no more. This is in my humble opinion a MUST SEE movie. With the differences between the two it is an almost completely new movie. I give it 4 ½ wonka bars out of 5!

2006-08-28T18:26:00.000-07:00

The current craze hitting the streets is the movie “Snakes on a Plane”. It stars Samuel L. Jackson who must deliver a witness of a mob murder to Los Angeles from Hawaii. The mafia had other plans. They timed a large chamber to release hundreds of poisonous snakes onto the aircraft when the plane was in the middle of its voyage. Obviously with it being directly over the Pacific Ocean there was no where for the plane to land.

Now you’ll remember that back in January I had first posted about the potential movie coming out. Before that I had heard about the movie back in September of 2005. Eleven months before the movie would be hitting theaters!

So, I saw the movie last Saturday. It had some obvious flaws in it that any decent person could have fixed, and made the movie better. Overall though it was an enjoyable movie…pretty much centered around the one line we all wanted to hear. When he uttered his displeasure for the snakes using graphic language like “mother fucker” the theatre went silent.

I’d rate the movie 3 deadly snakes out of 5. GO SEE IT NOW, DON’T EVEN WAIT GO NOW DAMN IT!

Song Of The Week: PEACHES!

2006-08-27T14:21:00.000-07:00

This week's song is by the group "Presidents of the United States of America". You've probably heard of them before. One of their other big hits is "Lump". This one is one of my personal favorites. The album those songs are featured on is the self titled debut for the band.

I also chose this song has a dedication to someone that doesn't even read this blog. I like being an ass about things, and with this being an inside joke it makes me a huge ass!

"The Smell"

2006-08-22T18:24:00.000-07:00

I know crappy title. Anyway just let me know what you think.

The smell was putrid. It was like someone had left a pound of beef in a 120 degree sweat box. Barely up the first 2 flights of stairs that distinct odor was overpowering. Even with our masks on the stench was almost enough to drive us back to the safety our of trucks. Many of the neighbors had abandoned their living quarters until we could clean up whoever or whatever was left in that apartment.

We arrived at the 3rd floor, the building was quite rundown and the sun shown through many cracks and windows. Baking whatever was unfortunate enough to be in the building. Which had neither fans nor air conditioning. I knew the smell would only get worse once we stepped over the threshold to a new found hell. The four of us made eye contact and nodded before entering.

Sun quickly filled the gap between the now opening door. Like a band aid we knew the quicker we got in the less it would hurt. I was always told that the smell of a rotting corpse would be a smell you’d never forget, but this was so much more then I had anticipated. Busting through the door I expected to see a rotting corpse right there in front of me and blood splattering the walls. To my somewhat appeasement I saw neither. However, the smell still lingered.

We split up, 2 teams of 2. Myself and Adam went to check out the obvious places around the tight quartered apartment. Bathroom. Nothing. Well except for the cockroaches in the shower. By now the adrenaline was pumping. I really expected to enter the bedroom and find the body of some crack whore, or maybe if I was lucky I’d get to see some mass murder scene. All that was in the bedroom was a bed with some needles. At least I knew a drug addict did inhabit this place at one point.

Figuring we had the wrong apartment, which you could never be sure the stench was everywhere. Adam and I were about to get the other two and take a breather when the screams of an 8 year old girl echoed throughout the home. Quickly we rushed to the kitchen area to find one of the most shocking scenes I’ve ever been a part of. Considering I’ve seen semi-trucks sandwich sedans. Pipes impale unsuspecting drivers. You name I’ve probably thrown up while seeing it. So when I say this is the most shocking thing I’ve ever seen…it must have been rather serious.

Blood covered the linoleum floors. The smell is impossible at this point to describe in words. Just take my word for it that it was horrendous! Quickly we realized there was no one in the house, and that the bone chilling screams came from just outside the house where a friendly game of hide and seek was taking place. If only I could be out there with this mess behind me. The innocence of a kid.

We all were startled to hear someone else behind, quickly turning around our eyes met those of an elderly gentleman about 70 years old. He was carrying a sack of freshly cut portions of beef when he asked us “What in Sam hill” we were doing snooping around his house. When we told him that there was blood on his floor, and the smell was obviously that of a dead being he quickly laughed it off. He took us back into his kitchen and opened up a makeshift locker…a meat locker. A rotting meat locker to be more precise.

2006-08-20T14:35:00.000-07:00

This weeks song of the week is “Cemetery Gates” by Pantera. It comes from the album that basically put them on the map “Cowboys From Hell”. It can also be found on their greatest hits album. I chose this song because today would have been the 40th birthday of late Pantera/Damageplan guitarist “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott. He also worked on a Heavy Metal/Country hybrid with David Allan Coe, Rex Brown, and Vinnie Paul called Rebel Meets Rebel. Vinnie Paul released that album, which was recorded while Pantera was still touring, on May 2nd of this year.

Top 10 songs

2006-08-15T17:20:00.000-07:00

With the recent brain numbing that has kept me from posting for almost 2 months I realized something. I just need to post things that I enjoy in some way, shape, or form. Just let myself flow out onto this little dark corner I enjoy.

So in light of that I have decided to post the 10 songs that I must listen to at this very moment you are reading this! If you click on the song link you’ll go to the page of lyrics for that particular song. In absolutely no particular order here they are.

10. “Animal I’ve Become”-- Three Days Grace
09. “Stranger Inside”-- Shinedown
08. “Land Of Confusion” -- In Flames cover of Genesis song
07. “What I Always Wanted” -- Kittie
06. “Master Of Puppets” -- Metallica
05. “The World I Know” -- Collective Soul
04. “Our Truth” -- Lacuna Coil
03. “Reach For The Sky” -- Social Distortion
02. “Losing The Game” -- Crucified Barbara
01. “Give Me Your Pity” -- Suicide City

Movie Review Monday: "Hostel"

2006-08-14T13:44:00.000-07:00

“Hostel” is a movie about 2 college kids and their drifter friend looking for some action in Europe. They are turned to Slovakia where the women are the most beautiful! Before they know what to do they find out that the beautiful chicks are just there to entice these men into the dungeons where they are sold so that people’s most tortuous and perverse fantasies can be fulfilled.

I just finished watching the DVD (Which I purchased at Best Buy for 9 bucks, I also got Spiderman 2 for 4). Nevertheless the movie was lacking something. Sure there was the gore that was promised, but there was something in the puzzle that didn’t quite end. It was almost has if they rushed the ending of the movie to get it to just 94 minutes. The first half of the movie is pretty much naked chicks and dope smoking, while the 2nd half gets rather bloody.

I would recommend this movie to people who want to see some gore and disgusting footage, but if you are turned off by that sort of thing, this may not be the movie for you.

I give it 3 severed limbs out of 5. Not a bad movie, but not great either.

SONG OF THE WEEK!

2006-08-12T20:37:00.000-07:00

I found this cool lyrics site Metrolyrics.com. They have a feature where you copy a short HTML code and can post lyrics in a small box on your blog or website. So I decided it would be a good idea to start a “Song Of The Week” feature. To really get a feel for the song you should listen to it. How you acquire the songs are none of my business either. But every song that post on the site will have been purchased by me. That’s all I’m saying about that. *wink*

Anyway, this weeks song of the week is off of Shinedown’s first album “Leave A Whisper”. Their debut album was released in July of 2003, where we get the song “Stranger Inside”. Just look to your left and see the lyrics scrolling up the screen!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

2006-08-10T17:27:00.000-07:00

I can’t take it anymore. I’m seething with anger right now. I’m sick of the world…politically that is. It seems that we here in the United States will basically throw anyone under the bus if he even looks at someone from the other party the wrong way.

On Tuesday evening Senator Joe Lieberman was defeated by challenger Ned Lamont. Lieberman had spent 18 years in the senate. Why after all these years would Connecticut vote out a senator like Lieberman. Because he “kissed” the hated President Bush. Joe Lieberman is a true democrat. He’s for embryonic stem cell research, voted no to a constitutional ban on gay marriage. But because he didn’t hate Bush has much has Neddy Boy he lost. If this is how we are going to use our right to vote then why even use it? It should be about what a person stands for, not who he hates the most.

How am I supposed to vote for a party that seems to be in full support of Michael Moore. I’ve never been of the mindset to call someone un-American or anti-American because that person didn’t agree with my views, but Moore is truly un-American. He’s against everything that this country is all about. He’s a complete nut case.

Why is it that we are so stubborn about bringing in new sources of energy so that we aren’t dependant on the Middle East? When the shit really hit’s the fan other there we could be without gasoline. We’d be vulnerable more then ever if our economy went to hell.

If I hear one more thing about global warming I’m going to fucking go nuts! 30 years ago the next ice age was inevitable. Now it’s too hot. We have a bad hurricane season, and its all the gas guzzling assholes fault who always drive those shiny new cars.

I don’t like getting real political with this blog, but I just needed to get this off of my chest.

Nothing to post, 2 months later.

2006-08-07T17:44:00.000-07:00

Well it's been almost 2 months since I last posted. I just wanted to let everyone know that might read this, which is about 1, that I am fine. Just completely uninterested in trying to force something onto page that sucks. I'll be back soon I think. I feel the creative juices boiling inside.

THINK DAMN YOU THINK!

2006-06-17T20:55:00.000-07:00

I’m out of fucking ideas. For over a week I’ve tried to write something for this blog, and I just don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. I’m going crazy, I must be. How else could you explain this lack of thought. Am I becoming apathetic to everything that surrounds me? Am I afraid to post my true feelings for fear of being laughed at? Or is it the fact that has I sit here watching a show featuring a crappy “rock” band I am coming to the conclusion that all rock music is either the same bullshit or just a lame attempt at making money?

How sad is it that many “Metal Heads” wait for an old band to get back together for a reunion then to listen to new music. I don’t think nostalgia is the entire reason either. I think it is because a lot of the rock and metal music put out today is just a Xeroxed copy of the last. When someone does do something different or tries to break the mold of what is being put out they get bashed anyway!

I keep trying to get into bands people say are good, but one of the things I’ve noticed about these bands is all they want to do is scream their lyrics. When they do this they all sound the same! I could probably play 3 different bands for you, and you would wonder why the lead singer plays for 3 different bands! If I am missing the point of it all please I implore you to let me know. (Fred if you are reading this…this means you!) Tell me what I’m missing!

I’ve also come to the conclusion that while I like bands like Pantera and Metallica, I am largely not a metal fan. Or atleast not of the metal I spoke of above. So for those out there that know their music more then they know themselves educate me! Thank you and Goodnight.

New Tenant

2006-06-07T19:31:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to take this time to welcome my new tenant "Bitchey Mikey Mike". Which if you would like to visit click the link to the right and check him out. He uses some pretty cool photography to help tell some of his stories, and to tell people the way he feels. I suggest checking it out it is pretty damn cool.

Overhyped

2006-06-06T16:32:00.000-07:00

The overhyped day known has 6/6/06. Or 666. Everyone seems to be on the 6/6/06 day of evil. The real 666 was 2000 years ago, but that’s neither here no there. What I hate about today is the fact that its become and day for corporations to whore their shit on us. From bad music, to political books. Ann Coulter a conservative released her book today entitled “Godless: The Church of Liberalism” just have it out on 6/6/06.

Christians are going absolutely nuts that today will be the apocalypse. Some, I am willing to bet, are currently looked in their Y2K storm shelter. It’s just another Tuesday in June folks. Everyone calm down.

It seems like it’s even bigger news on our cable channels where they are doing stories on famous and not so famous “666” related items. Like the state highway 666 which runs from Utah into Colorado and New Mexico. It’s being renumbered because it is “666”. I think we make a huge deal out of just numbers.

Corrupt BULL...

2006-05-30T17:19:00.000-07:00

What the hell is happening with our government? I was always told it’s “For the people by the people”. I’m starting to come to the realization that it’s all B.S. We elect people and sit back and let them fuck it all up! They do whatever they hell they want, and then because they are a particular party we either vote for or against them because of their political affiliation.

--- In Pennsylvania we pay the 2nd highest gasoline tax, and a member of the state congress once proposed (while we were paying in excess of 2 dollars) a raise in that gasoline tax.
--- The PA Congress voted themselves a pay hike that would make them the highest pay state legislative branch in these United States, they voted the raise while most of their constituents were sound asleep.
--- Pennsylvania voted to legalize slots to compete with West Virginia and New Jersey to keep those dollars in the state. The appointed members to a board to decide who would be award a slots license in Western Pennsylvania, with members of this board being associated with one of the companies trying to optain the license.
--- The same man who wanted a higher gasoline tax was also the only man in the State congress to vote to keep the pay raise after much public outcry. Oh yeah the people in the area he represents voted for him in this past months primary.

I have many more I could list, but I think you get the point. I’m sure wherever you are there is something like this going on. Corrupt practices and greediness! We elect these guys thinking they have our best intentions in mind, but all they have is someone’s face in their crotch, and someone’s wallet in their hand. Sadly we’ve become about who has the most money gets to control the poor man’s lives. It’s probably one of the most frustrating things because we have no power other then electing them, or not electing them.
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By the way if anyone knows how to change the HTML and still allow for posts/comments and what not using blogger let me know how if at all it is possible. Sadly I know little HTML.

What would you like to see?

2006-05-18T16:15:00.000-07:00

I noticed today that my Shirt shop, located HERE!!!, has close to 2,000 hits. Getting what it says is 10 a day approx.

I was wondering, is there something you wanted to see in the shop? Was there a concern you had about it?

If you need any info or any suggestions either leave a comment or shoot me an email at Thegame_451@yahoo.com

By the way: If you are wondering about the link to the tenant I was speaking of just clock the box to the right, the red one. ENJOY!

New Tenant

2006-05-15T15:22:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to introduce everyone to my newest tenant over at the Fifth column, its a very funny website that I suggest you check out. It's a cool blog trying to open ones eyes to the world. If you scroll down on their site they have a blog about the gas prices and how Brazil has done it right. You have to check it out though...they know another good Brazilain export that I think we all would enjoy.

Happy Mother's Day...

2006-05-14T10:08:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to wish all the Mom's out there a happy Mother's day. I hope everyone spends a few minutes with their mom if possible and let her know you love her. I am blessed to have a great loving mother to be with every day.

Fuckin Vegans...

2006-05-11T16:09:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to rant for a second. I recently visited a blog about being a vegan. Before I go on I just want to say I respect everyone’s lifestyle choices and dietary choices. Well unless it’s that fuckin Adkins diet in which case you’re fuckin stupid. Anyway, where I get rather heated is when these people tell us how killing animals for food is bad.

People have been fucking killing animals for food, shelter, clothing, and who the fuck knows what else for well a long ass time. If it wasn’t for the modern way of living we’d probably be going out every morning hunting for the day’s meals. Which would include meat. Is it cruel to kill an animal? Not necessarily. Its just a part of everyone’s life. Obviously its better for you to eat more veggies and fruits because you are getting nutrients and vitamins from said produce, but then you are killing plants.

The way I see it is this. Eating meat is fine. Eating vegetables is fine. Eating both at one time is finer! I don’t want some psycho babble to bring the rest of us carnivore’s down. I’m not going to spew some shit like well we have the teeth to eat meat, or some other scientific evidence! I like to eat meat, it’s yummy. Also, don’t tell me ‘well how would you like it if a cow ate you?’ I’d like it none too much, but if we reversed roles well then I guess he would do it. If it was part of his diet!

Hmmm, Lettuce...

2006-05-08T18:15:00.000-07:00

Well I decided last week to try to eat healthier. I’m 21 years old, and I eat like I want to die by 35. My father has diabetes and heart problems yet I continue to eat Big Macs and Whoppers. You would think with being able to see what potentially could go wrong with me I would wise up. Well I finally did. It isn’t like I’m morbidly obese or anything, but I am rather chunky. 6’1 252 lbs at last check.

With this I’ve decided to record my progress through this blog, I’m hoping it will keep me on track. I’ve completely cut pop, or how other may say soda, out of my diet. I drink water with the occasional iced tea or green tea. I’m trying my best to cut down on the amount of fast food I eat as well. I haven’t started an exercise routine or anything of that sort just yet. I’m a bit lazy. Hopefully soon I’ll start walking or riding a bike.

So what I’ll do is randomly update via this blog on some things I’ve done over the past week or so, and in the side bar keep some statistics for you guys to see. I’ll also be taking before pictures and maybe posting them. I don’t know how many people actually want to see that, haha.

My first renter!...

2006-05-07T15:44:00.000-07:00

Well I just accepted my first renter, you can see him directly to the right of this post. It's Scooter McGavin's 9th Green. I urge you guys to check it out. It's got a little bit of everything!

Mission Impossible...

2006-05-07T13:33:00.000-07:00

In case you haven’t realized by now, Mission Impossible 3 is out in theaters. If you haven’t realized that then you probably literally live under rock. Everywhere I turn I see MI3 promotions. ESPN’s promoted Mike Metzger’s jump over the Caesar’s fountains has “The Impossible Jump” which was sponsored by none other then MI3! Plastered all of yahoo.com are MI3 banners and videos.

My mother was watching The View, who’s on? Part of the cast from MI3 which included Tom Cruise. A highlight on Sportscenter this morning featuring the Chicago White Sox and Seattle Mariners went with a Mission Impossible theme. Then there are the newspaper boxes they wired up in and around Los Angeles. When you opened the box to retrieve a paper the Mission Impossible theme would play. Yeah well they didn’t seem to figure out that if someone saw wires and heard that song playing they might get fuckin freaked out and call the bomb squad. Which they did.

Then there is the food network which did a one hour special on feeding the cast and crew of the movie MI3. It was called “Catering Impossible:MI3”. It’s gotten so damn ridiculously over promoted it isn’t funny.

I want to see the movie, but all this hype and promotional shit is getting on my nerves. I can’t watch TV or surf the net without being bombarded by this crap. Now, I guess I’m jumping on that bandwagon by posting this on my blog. I recently stumbled across this…it is the plot line for MI 4! Yes that’s right folks a 4th installment of our favorite Impossible Mission!

“With just days before giving birth can Tom Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes escape their luscious Hollywood pad, and make it to a hospital. There she can chose method of delivery for her new baby. Also she will be able to make the noise needed or take pain killers. This mission, should she chose to accept it, will benefit her and her baby. If any of her crew are caught or killed the pediatrician will disavow any knowledge of her or her crews activities. This message will self destruct in 9 months”.

Now I know she already gave birth, but fuckin work with me here people.

Caption This!

2006-05-06T09:37:00.000-07:00

I love this photo, leave a comment to caption this.

I'm awful.

2006-05-05T14:28:00.000-07:00

Well, I’m probably the worst blogger in the entire world. Yes I admit it, I suck. I haven’t updated in almost 2 weeks. I really haven’t had much to blog either. Things have just been kind of boring lately I guess.

I just wanted to suggest a few albums I recently picked up that I personally LOVE. They are all rock music.

Blue October-Foiled: The one song that I really love off of this one is “Hate Me”, but after a couple listens the album is a very very good one. “What If We Could”, “You Make Me Smile”, “She’s My Ride Home”, and “Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek”.

Dresden Dolls-Yes, Virginia: The band is made up of only 2 members. Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione. They are described has a punk-cabaret band. There are many good songs on this one. Just pick it up and listen!

Lacuna Coil-Karmacode: In their latest release this Italian “goth metal band” puts out a damn good album. My favorite song from the album is “Our Truth”. The video is excellent, I suggest you check it out. They also did a cover of “Enjoy The Silence” which is a very good cover in my opinion.

Anyway, I apologize for the lack of updates, I can’t control the lack of thought my brain is capable of producing sometimes. Or not producing. So here’s to being smart again! Oh yeah and Happy Cinco De Mayo!

What is 'emo'?

2006-04-22T16:22:00.000-07:00

Sorry about not bloging much this month. I’ve just been devoid of thought. But I do have a little question for my readers.

What is ‘emo’?

I keep hearing and seeing where more and more things have become ‘emo’. I mean literally everything is becoming emo. ‘Emo’ is short for emotional. Which is having feelings. I’ve come to realize having feelings and emotions is ‘uncool’ which is short for ‘not cool’.

Back to the topic, I see there is an ‘emo’ style of dress, and even an ‘emo’ style of music. Five or 6 years ago ‘emo’ didn’t exist, at least not that I knew of. I don’t know what classifies a band has ‘emo’ either. Shouldn’t all music evoke some type of emotion? I thought that was the point of listening, or one of the reasons for listening.

Many things are being considered ‘emo’ now. Poetry and writing being one. From what I can gather with my small brain is that anything that someone doesn’t like or sounds ‘wimpy’ is being considered ‘emo’ which I think is sad.

I don’t consider myself anything, but I guess since I try to write poetry I must be emo? It seems to me people are just afraid of their feelings sometimes.

So again I ponder the question, What is ‘Emo’?

Succumbing to Myspace

2006-04-15T22:29:00.000-07:00

I’ve succumbed to the popularity of Myspace.com. I feel almost sick knowing I just set myself up with a myspace profile. Though if you want to check it out and possibly add me just check out http://www.myspace.com/officialdave.

Bad Blogger...Very Bad Blogger...

2006-04-08T19:15:00.000-07:00

Well this past week I’ve been a bad blogger. I haven’t written or read much of anything in the blog world. I’ve been in a bad mood lately, and wanted to just relax this week, which I did. So hopefully this week I’ll get back to a somewhat normal schedule for the enjoyment of all. I’ll have to catch up on a few blogs, which I will. If I get some good pictures from the Pirates home opener Monday I’ll post them! 0-6 is a horrible way to start the season, and a horrible way to get the fans excited about the team.

Well folks it only took me 2 months to figure out how to use the company’s email system. I really have no use for it because I don’t have time to email people at work, while there. Usually they just start yelling when they need me, and if I need them I yell back. I’m just glad I finally figured that out, plus I figured out how to get to the staff directory too, I feel that I accomplished something for once.

I also got my desk cleaned finally. I decided to put my laptop on a different smaller table for now so I have a desk space to use if I wanted to write or do whatever. Therefore the desk is empty right now until I find my damn notebook. The one with paper not the laptop. Plus with the laptop more at eye level I am more comfortable when typing on it so it isn’t so fucked up!

Hopefully this weekend I’ll get some links up and get my blog(s) rolling/ruling again. Till next time…PEACE BITCHES.

Sneak Previews on VH1

2006-04-02T18:35:00.000-07:00

For those of you that are obsessed with VH1’s “Celebreality” I’ve noticed something very strange. I first noticed last year with the “Surreal Life” and the first season of “Hogan Knows Best”. I again noticed this has the new seasons of both shows started up. They seem to show at 11 AM Eastern the new shows before they are scheduled to air later that night.

Take for instance today, April 2nd. At 9 tonight it’s supposed to be the “Surreal Life” showing the first part of the news production that they take part in. That aired today at 11 AM. Then tonight at 9:30 they are scheduled to air the Family Vacation episode of “Hogan Knows Best”. Which is on right now at 11:30 AM as I am writing this.

Why does VH1 do this? I have no idea, but I find it very interesting.

I pee in the shower...

2006-03-31T07:26:00.000-08:00

I was thinking, why can we not take time off from life? With work if we need time off to charge up the batteries again we usually have vacation time to do so. Why can’t life be that way? I’m sure there are times if all of our lives when we just want to “hibernate”. To recharge our mental state or maybe just get away from the idiots the surround us.

There always seems to be times when I would love to just take a day off from the world. Completely close myself off, and just not be there. Maybe I’ll take some of Lingo’s advice and start with a glass of wine a day.

I also had a question about peeing in the shower. Now, I usually don’t do it because I just don’t, but what happens if you are in the shower and gotta pee? Is it okay to pee in the shower? I was just watching the episode of Seinfeld where George is caught peeing in the shower at the gym he goes too. Sure it might be disgusting to do it in a public shower such as that, but what about in your own shower?

Songday Sunday!

2006-03-26T19:13:00.000-08:00

I was listening to this song over the weekend, and I think it's a rther powerful song. The song is called "Hate Me" by Blue October, their album doesn't go out for another couple weeks. Though you can get the song off of iTunes.

Blue October

"Hate Me"

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me?
It is I that wanted space

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again
In a sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I’ll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes crying and I held your face in my hand
And then I fell down yelling “make it go away!”
Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?”

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

10 Years...

2006-03-23T22:24:00.000-08:00

Article: Girl returns 10 years later

Well it’s 1:30 in the morning, luckily I have tomorrow (well today) off. I was struggling to figure out what I could blog for today (well yesterday). So I decided I’d post about the girl from McKeesport, PA (where my mom grew up) that returned home to her father after 10 years of being locked up. If you haven’t heard by now a girl named Tanya Kach was held captive for 10 years. It’s a rather strange story, and you should read the article that I posted to try to fully understand what was going on. It seems that she was “in love” with the man holding her captive. Even crazier is the fact that this man's lawyer, James Ecker (Who seems to represent every defendant) is trying to convince people his client did nothing wrong.

I can’t imagine being locked up for 10 years not being allowed to make noise because someone’s parents might hear me. Where I have to keep the TV turned low, and memorize which floor boards creak. Its all so crazy. It’s nice she is back with her dad though.

I'm a fruit...

2006-03-21T19:39:00.000-08:00

Well I’ve discovered that eating healthy is impossible. On Saturday around three o’clock I was feeling a bit hungry. Remembering I had a bowl of fruit salad in my fridge I thought hmm…a could chance to eat something good for me. Five minutes after eating the fruit I proceded to eat about 15 of Hershey White Chocatate nuggets. For dinner I had 3 pieces of pizza. All In all I guess 1 out of 3 ain’t bad.

Read this to receive 25 GBD's...

2006-03-19T12:24:00.000-08:00

Marriage Contract on The Smoking Gun

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing i've ever read. Its 4 pages long, and about 10 minutes to read. It runs down duties this man thinks his wife should perform for him.

It includes a schedule for her shaving, length of the hair allowed to be "down there", What kind of garments she is permitted to wear to sleep, and what she is do to during "his time".

This document is disturbing in the thought that went into it. Also the fact that he has time laid out called "his time", but im confused because after reading the entire 4 page document I don't see any time set aside for her.

TAKE ME TO THE PROM...

2006-03-18T19:43:00.000-08:00

Take Me To The Prom

Quite possibly one of the most humorous videos I've seen in quite some time, and I don't even know why it's so funny. It's just some 16 year old girl singing along to a "Hellogoodbye" song. (I looked the song up to see if it was a real song for the record).

Started a 2nd blog...

2006-03-16T16:01:00.000-08:00

I don't know if you guys noticed or not, but I've started a 2nd blog about 2 weeks ago. So I thought I'd mention it here. The link is located on the sidebar too. Its called The Rusted Razorblade. It's basically a blog where I'll post writings, and thoughts that don't exactly fit into the confines of what I want to be posted here at S.N.O.T.

I'd like to thank Lingo Slinger for hooking me up with the first comments on my blog, and the first link on her blog. I appreciate that.

Welcome Back Kotter MY ASS!

2006-03-15T15:15:00.000-08:00

Well I found out today they are remaking the hit tv series "Welcome Back, Kotter". I can't understand why Hollywood can't use original ideas for movies anymore. No one cares about making an original movie anymore. It's very sad in my opinion when, seemingly, half of the movies released are remakes or tv shows or old movies. King Kong's been remade 4 times now!

I've also heard a movie remake of the series "Dallas" is in the works. Another travesty of Hollywood if you ask me. I can't believe they are destroying all of these television shows.

I can understand making remakes for the money reasons, the almighty dollar is what runs and controls this society. But is it too much to ask for to have someone just make a plain old good original movie? Thats all I want! THATS ALL I FUCKING WANT!

Well I lied there are a few things I want, but whatever.

POOPED EM!

2006-03-13T18:02:00.000-08:00

Well I have absolutely NOTHING to post about right now! I'm in a fairly relaxed state, although my knee hurts. (It's thunderstorming outside so I atribute it to that). Sort of like a trick knee except I findout that the weather is going to shit the same time my knee starts to hurt so not exactly a trick knee.

Anyway, I'm sitting here about to watch some Raw, yes wrestling, no I'm not a redneck I just enjoy over the top entertainment like this. I chuckle a lot while watching. Hopefully my brain cramp will go away, and I can get my creative juices flowing.

Hope everyone is enjoying their Monday's about has much has one can. Hope no one got hit by those nasty storms last night either. OUT!

Songday Sunday!

2006-03-12T18:28:00.000-08:00

Well I'm feeling better now, hopefully I can get back to posting this week more then I have the past week. Here is another Songday Sunday for you. It's Metallica's "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)". A great tune from a great album.

Welcome to where time stands still
no one leaves and no one will
Moon is full, never seems to change
just labeled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
I see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors, No windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred

Sleep my friend and you will see
that dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
can't they see it's why my brain says Rage

Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone

Build my fear of what's out there
and cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
assuring me that I'm insane
They think our heads are in their hands
but violent use brings violent plans
Keep him tied, it makes him well
he's getting better, can't you tell?

No more can they keep us in
Listen, damn it, we will win
They see it right, they see it well
but they think this saves us from our hell

Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone
Sanitarium, just leave me alone

Fear of living on
natives getting restless now
Mutiny in the air
got some death to do
Mirror stares back hard
Kill, it's such a friendly word
seems the only way
for reaching out again.

Feeling Lousy...

2006-03-08T14:34:00.000-08:00

The last few days have been simply, HELL! It started Saturday when I started coughing, "not the water down the wrong pipe cough.". No, the "I'm about to be very ill cough.". I woke up on Sunday, and I felt rather disgusting. I tried to squash this before it became worse, but that didn't work. On Monday I felt pretty crappy, but I decided to try going to work anyway. By 2 that afternoon my eyes were burning, my stomach was about to turn inside out, pouring out what little was inside, and I was barely standing. From what people told me I was looking rather ill. I didn't feel well either. It was probably the worst i've ever felt. So I left work early, got home, and did my best to get better for Tuesday.

Tuesday comes, and I still feel rather rotten. I, again, did very little hoping to get better, and I started feeling better by the end of the day. I hate taking days off work that aren't scheduled vacation, but I had to do it for this day. I knew if I just kicked back for a while I'd feel better. Today, I am still stuffed up, a little woozy, but feeling better.

I hate being sick, it sucks, and it's even worse when you want a good nights sleep, and you wake up at 3 because you can't FUCKING BREATHE. Hope everyone stays healthy! Fevers suck!

Songday Sunday!

2006-03-05T19:05:00.000-08:00

This is off Kataklysm's latest release "In The Arms Of Devastation". Morgan Lander lends her vocals along with Maurizio Iacono. Morgan Lander is of course from one of my favoirte bands Kittie. Visit Kataklysm, and Kittie!

"It Turns To Rust"

Fear... with a touch of sin
Death.. to ressurect
Pain.. to inflict the world
Just let it grow...

To let your blood flow
To feed your dying soul
I'll bring you this war..
I'll bring it to your door

All compassion fails Your heart is just as stale
Everything you touch turns to rust

It Turns To Rust

Hate.. in the darkest place
Faith.. it dies with me
Warth.. to save your soul
Just let it grow...

To let your blood flow
To feed your dying soul
I'll bring you this war..
I'll bring it to your door

All compassion fails
Your heart is just as stale
Everything you touch turns to rust

It Turns To Rust

I don't care.. about you pain and your grief,
It's all about your greed
For every single moment... you took from me

The Newest Additions...

2006-03-04T20:21:00.000-08:00

Here are pictures of the newest additions to my collection of McFarlane dolls. I was able to purchase them for half off the regular price at a store that was going out of business. If you look on eBay these paticular ones, especially the Gretel, are rather pricey.

These 2 are from McFarlane's Twisted Fairy Tales, and I think they rock! One is Miss Muffet, and the other is Gretel. I also have Red Riding Hood, which is my favorite! If you know your fairy tales just a little bit you'll know which is which.

(Note: These photo's where taken from Spawn.com home of the all kinds of great things!)

Interesting Article...

2006-02-28T15:07:00.000-08:00

Over at TheSneeze.com about the land of Tisdale, who's motto is "The Land Of Rape And Honey". "The Land Of Rape And Honey" is also the title of a 1988 Ministry album. Why this is all interesting to me? Because I was discussing Ministry with someone I work with just last week! Anyway just it out over at The Sneeze.

Speaking of music I've decided to throw out my top 10 favorite albums, in no paticular order:

Kittie-Until The End
Pantera-Vulgar Displays Of Power
Metallica-Master Of Puppets
Alice In Chains-Dirt
American Head Charge-The Feeding
Jack Off Jill-Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers
Rob Zombie-Hellbilly Deluxe
Lacuna Coil-Comalies
Kittie-Oracle
Pantera-Offical Live: 101 Proof

Picking just 10 albums is well insane, because there are more albums I would put on a top 10 favorite list.

Beats Breakin Fresh...

2006-02-27T18:09:00.000-08:00

PME recently released the first single off of their sophmore album. Its called "Beats Breakin' Fresh". To hear it visit PME! Its a great tune from a great band.

Songday Sunday: "Never Again" by Kittie

2006-02-26T14:50:00.000-08:00

This week's song comes from the recently released Never Again-EP. It's available through iTunes, and other digital music stores. The song is called "Never Again", and it's quickly becoming one of my favorites from Kittie.

Offical Site: Kittie

"Never Again" By Kittie.

An act of desperation
When will this ever end?
My sorrow turns to hatred,
I'll get my sweet revenge

Lies, deception
I've never been so strong
Lies, deception
You've never been so wrong

Chorus:
Never again
Will I let this
Destroy my plans
You'll beg forgivness now
Never again
Will I let this
Destroy my plans
You'll beg for mercy

I'm bitter to the core now
I've seen those kingdoms fall
All trust has crumbled slowly
I'll build up higher walls

Lies, deception
I've never been so strong
Lies, deception
I've never been so wrong

Well I've been tagged...

2006-02-25T16:09:00.000-08:00

Well The Daily Dildo (run by Vixen) popped my cherry, as far as tagging is concerned. First time being tagged, kind of exciting so here goes. I gotta post 8 points of the perfect partner so here goes.

The rules: The tagged victim lists 8 different points of their perfect lover/partner, mentioning the gender of said partner.

Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on a post letting them know they’ve been tagged. If tagged before, no need to contribute.

1)Female
2)Wavy red hair
3)Crazy, she gotta be able to understand the insanity I speak on a daily basis.
4)Great Ass! I love a girl with a nice ass you can just SLAP!
5)Funny, that is one of the things that I notice first when talking to a lady. She can take a joke as well.
6)I can take her to see a hockey game, and she wants to be there!
7)We can talk about anything with each other.
8)She must like me for me. I don't have any plans to change, and I would never expect her to change either.

Funny stories from Target...

2006-02-21T20:04:00.000-08:00

Well today I went out and finally joined the rest of you, I purchased a cell phone. Why? I felt left out I guess.

Anyway, while browing around the video games, I heard a commotion around the photo center. I decided to be a snoop, and I preceded to get closer to the action. A lady is late to get photos taken, and for some reason thinks its Target's fault. Like Target caused her to be a half hour late. To her credit that lady behind the counter was awfully calm. It's unfair I have to come back that lady said, well it's not unfair. You missed your fucking appointment. If I was late for something I wouldn't expect people to stay here while their families wait for them to take some stupid pictures.

Well I was looking at the pre pay cell phones waiting for some assistance, when a little kid sees a phone for 20 bucks. He is maybe 8 years old or so. He asks his mom to buy him the cell phone. She says no repeatidly. He keeps pulling on the display model, keeps asking still getting rejected. He says he'll pay for the mintues. Still a no. So he shouts the words every mother fears "I HATE YOU!" I wanted to smack the kid myself. Just as funny is the kid thought he could afford minutes for a cell phone by working at home. His other argument was that 3rd and 5th graders had them, what 3rd or 5th grader needs a cell phone? Seriously, thats just fucking rediculous!

Soulmates?...

2006-02-20T17:43:00.000-08:00

Soulmates, they say that everyone as that special person who they connect with on all levels. Someone that they know they have that right person right away. Whether it is love at first sight, or the love that grows after getting to know who they are.

I often wonder if I missed my soulmate. I know this is getting sappy, but it's my blog so today is Sappy Monday. Anyway, I do often wonder if I lost mine somewhere. If I passed her on the way to the milk aisle. Sometimes I wonder if I had made that turn down the shoe aisle at Wal-Mart would she have been there? Ok maybe I am not finding my soul mate at Wal-Mart, but you get the point.

Maybe my soulmate is right under my nose, and I don't even know it. Hell she may be even reading this damn blog. If you are out there...let me know;) Seriously.

Tomorrow is another day.

Song Time Sunday's

2006-02-19T14:15:00.000-08:00

Its a new Sunday tradition on S.N.O.T! It's called Song Time Sunday's! I'll post the lyrics to a song I enjoy. Without further adu...

"Trade Yourself In"-Shinedown (Album: Us And Them) Shinedown's Website

Deal with me
Don't even think about leaving yet
I'm not a part of some false regret
Even though I believe in fables
Come reset
A part of life that you'd soon forget
And maybe think about who you hurt
In the process

I don't think they know, that's my heart exposed
From the fearing of the endless lies

Trade yourself in for the perfect one
No one needs to know that you feel you've been ruined
Trade yourself in for diamond eyes
Watch the stars collide as you're lifted from your burden

You see me
And you know I am not the same
Can't pretend to just fake a smile
Cause you know I feel every ounce of
Pain combined
With the loss of a youthful mind
You need to look at what you've become
And try to figure out where you came from

I don't think they know, that's my heart exposed
From the fearing of the endless lies

Trade yourself in for the perfect one
No one needs to know that you feel you've been ruined
Trade yourself in for diamond eyes
Watch the stars collide as you're lifted from your burden

I know you can't feel a thing
It hurts to feel anymore

Trade yourself in for the perfect one
No one needs to know that you feel you've been ruined
Trade yourself in for diamond eyes
Watch the stars collide as you're lifted from your burden
Trade yourself in for the perfect one
No one needs to know that you feel you've been ruined
Trade yourself in for diamond eyes
Watch the stars collide as you're lifted from your burden

Question Of The Week:

2006-02-19T12:26:00.000-08:00

The 2006 Torino Winter Olympic Games are underway for over a week now, are you watching these Olympic games? If so, what is your favorite Olympic sport?

I have been watching periodically, basically the men's and women's hockey, and men's women's curling.

I hate this crap...

2006-02-14T19:14:00.000-08:00

I hate Valentines Day, what a farce this holiday is. Everyone wants flowers, candy, blah blah. Where the fuck are my flowers and gifts? I never get anything! You know maybe it not getting anything, maybe its the being alone. Single people do loathe this shit. I hope that someone somewhere decides that this holiday is a huge joke and get rid of it! Its not useful all it does it cost money or depress people...so what the fuck is it good for?

I get sick of hearing people say "Happy Valentines Day" Happy? What is there about this day that is going to make anyone happy? Other then when its over! I just hate this holiday and I needed to vent.

I hope you hated this post, and I hope you hate this holiday! If you do hate this holiday like I do...let me know!

5 BLADES? GILETTE'S GONE NUTS!

2006-02-12T13:18:00.000-08:00

During this past week I've seen a few commercials talking about Gilette's big new Fusion razor with FIVE razors attacking your face all at once. How nice is that. So when you are half awake in the morning and getting ready to shave just remember when you place that razor on your face you might as well just get out the machete and use that.

How many razors will they attach before they just stop, and realize you don't need 500 razors on your face. It just seems insane to hand someone a damn knife to chop their face up with, but you are giving them 5 knifes and saying here use it. Don't worry about it slicing your face off like it was deli meat!

Super Bowl XL...

2006-02-07T19:11:00.000-08:00

Well folks its been about 48 hours since Super Bowl XL was put into the record books. Pittsburgh came out on top 21-10, and with a few calls going their way. Now I could waste your life putting down reasons why the hawks hurt themselves along the way, and why the refs weren't the only reason, but I don't think you guys care that much, and I don't want to waste time doing that.

I can't explain the feeling after watching one of your favorite teams just fail every year to get to the Super Bowl no matter how good the team was supposed to be, then get their and win it when they were all but out of the playoffs. To win 3 games against the top seeds on the road. To win after waiting all 21 years of my life to get this. Just thinking of it finally being here sends chills up my spine. Every fan of any sports team deserves is this. Seeing the celebrations and experiencing being the best.

While the fans didn't technically win anything, we all feel we did. Putting aside 3 hours every Sunday to cheer on the best football team in the world. We love you our Pittsburgh Steelers through thick and thin. We always will love you. Also THANK YOU, for doing what you had to do to get us a 4th ring.

Finally no more "get that one for the thumb" shit.

Also, I wanted to say that even though the sound quality sucked I still thought the Stones put on one of the better half time shows we've seen. I'm glad that we didn't have to endure a 4 or 5 band halftime with all the bands/groups trying to play all at once.

Kittie Claws Out With New EP...

2006-02-07T19:08:00.001-08:00

Hey just wanted to let everyone know one of my favorite bands just unleased a new EP called "Never Again" available only online through Rock Ridge Music. The EP is 3 songs, "Never Again", "This Too Shall Pass", and "Breathe". However, if you buy the EP from the iTunes music store you get the bonus song "Everything That Could Have Been".

I love how you can hear the passion in the music these ladies make. They make each song unique, and in doing so make sure you can't compare them with other bands. Worth the price, worth the listen. Truly good music.

My personal favorite song off of this EP is "Never Again" I think it shows how good this quartet of women is. Many music experts never want to give Kittie true credit for what they have done over the years, and the progression in their music.

For more information visit Kittie at their offical site. Get their latest news and information on their new EP their aswell.

Kittie is...Morgan Lander-vocals/guitar, Mercedes Lander-drums Tara McLeod-guitar Trish Doan-Bass.

Kittie's Myspace

WORLD CHAMPIONS BABY!!

2006-02-05T19:24:00.000-08:00

ON THIS DAY OF FEBRUARY 5TH, 2006 THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS! SUPER BOWL XL PUTS ALL THOSE DEMONS TO REST, AND HINES WARD GETS THE M-V-P!!

Time To Lay Demons To Rest...

2006-02-05T11:36:00.000-08:00

Today is the day of Super Bowl XL, and for the Steelers a chance to get that 5th ring that has eluded them for 26 years. So much has happened that every Steeler fan remembers that has kept the Steelers from getting that ring. Tonight if the Steelers were to win all that would be just a part of the history, not a fresh memory that all of us in Pittsburgh has remembered.

Bill Cowher's failure in 4 of 6 AFC Championship games will be gone.

Neil O'Donnell's bad throws to Larry Brown will be a distant memory.

DeWayne Washington's questionable penalty for roughing the kicker will just be a part of Steeler past.

Tonight those and more demons could be laid to rest.

Do you have a drink named after you?

2006-02-04T15:37:00.000-08:00

I found this gem while out eating lunch and getting a few CD's. Whats great about having a beverage named after you is that it is the flavor beverage I perfer 2nd to only a coke. Green Tea is one of my favorite drinks anyone that knows me a little bit knows this, and to prove it all, heres a few pics. They are a bit out of focus, I don't know why. I'm usually pretty good with a camera.

Remember Those Quizno's Rodents?...

2006-02-01T16:16:00.000-08:00

Well I found this link that goes to their spectacular commercial offering a dollar off a Quiznos sub with a coupon...any coupon. Didn't matter what it was for just take it to Quiznos you would get the dollar off. The damn half rodent half human creatures were rather annoying, but at the same time I still chuckle at the commerical when I hit play.

So here it is for all of you to enjoy.

Quiznos Rodents!

HOLLA AT THE STEELERS!

2006-01-31T19:48:00.000-08:00

Well folks, I wasn't going to post tonight, cuz well im tired. I decided I had to post this after hearing it. Its just FUCKING FUNNY TO BE HONEST. So if you like a funny song, Steelers fight song or not I suggest you take a listen.

HOLLA AT THE STEELERS

In some strange news, PME actually quit McDonalds 2 years ago...Im sorry for that erroneous information. From what I can tell they are currently laying down some rhymes straight from a Burger King near you.

YO YO THIS WHOPPER WITH CHEESE IS FLY LIKE A GIRL FROM IN LIVIN COLOR!

Ugh, The Weekend Over Already?

2006-01-29T18:59:00.000-08:00

It can't be, I swear it was just 5 O'Clock Friday just minutes ago. I can still smell the damn Friday air in my nostrils. Now its Sunday at 10 P.M. Can the weekend be over already? NO NO NO!!! I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS! I need just one more day, please...someone make it happen. I beg of you create an extra day this week...wait. Now that I think about this I may need that extra day after next Sunday's Super Bowl.

These weekends go faster and faster, and I hope this week goes fairly fast. I can't take much more buildup for the game. Its getting just damn crazy. I read that all 3 of our local news stations here are going to do the news live from Detroit. The more the anticipation builds the worse it'll be if the Steelers do lose the game.

Anyway, if you are visiting this blog for the first time I hope you are enjoying it, and hopefully you will come back and post some comments!

Question Of The Week:

2006-01-28T19:48:00.000-08:00

Here is the question of the week. WHO WILL WIN SUPER BOWL XL (40) IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN? THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS OR THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS?

SUPER BOWL BOUND...

2006-01-24T16:52:00.000-08:00

As you may or may not know I am a Steelers fan, and I just wanted to let it be known that in 12 days the Pittsburgh Steelers will try for the 2nd time in 10 years to get "that one for the thumb". The Pittsburgh faithful are riding a wave from the three rivers straight to Detroit, and are ready to start this game right now!

These kids that work at McDonalds put togther a cool Steelers' fight song. If you are in the Western Pennsylvania area and see a couple of kids rapping about a Big Mac with fries, or a Double Quarter Pounder and an apple pie to go...well that might be them!

PME's Steeler Fight Song

The Steelers fight song is worth a listen whether you are a Steelers fan or not. Its aptly called SMACK 'EM (Like A Bitch).

WE GOT MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES!

2006-01-21T21:14:00.000-08:00

I thought they were fuckin with me, I thought there is no way there could be a movie so badly named, and I never thought Samuel L. Jackson would be the star. Boy, was I wrong, VERY WRONG.

I decided to do my own quick research into this, hoping to find some parody site, or some weird ass video. Instead I find out that in August 2006 that a movie named "Snakes On A Plane" will be opening in a movie theater near you. Now I am no Roger Ebert, but can you say so bad its good? There are those movies you watch that are just so putrid you just can't stop watching, We've seen them all the time. I think this movie may be one of those movies.

This movie is supposed to be about an FBI agent played by Samuel L. Jackson who is escorting a witness from Hawaii to L.A. To stop him from talking, a madman empties a crate of poisonous snakes into the plane to kill him. I don't even know what to say other then...

BITCH, WE GOT SNAKES ON BOARD, NOT JUST ONE SNAKE, BUT MULTIPLE MOTHA FUCKIN SNAKES AND THEY ARE FLYING THIS MOTHA FUCKING PLANE. GET ME SOME HELP NOW MOTHA FUCKA! AND GET ME A GOD DAMN MUTHA FUCKIN BITCH ASS ROYALE WITH MUTHA FUCKIN CHEESE! NOT JUST ONE PIECE OF MUTHA FUCKING CHEESE, BUT TWO MUTHA FUCKIN PIECES OF CHEESE!!!

Snakes On A Plane INFO

Can't Sleep...

2006-01-18T03:04:00.000-08:00

I hate it when I wake up 2 hours before I need too, and no matter what I do I can't get back to sleep. Today I woke up at 4:45, and I don't need to awaken until about 6:30 for work. Now it is inevitable that during the day I'll become extremely tired, and it'll all be because I couldn't get back to sleep earlier.

Now I sit here in my underwear watching ESPN 2, and wanting to go back to sleep. Alas, I can't I must get ready for work. It's not all bad, I do get paid today therefore that is a good thing.

Well hope everyone that is reading this is doing it later in the day after they've had a good nights sleep.

Why I'm Afraid Of The Burger King Guy...

2006-01-15T17:03:00.000-08:00

This is the exact reason why I've always been creeped out by Burger King's mascot. Before you know it he'll be showing up in these situations all over the country...with Double Whoopers and onion rings in tow.

Burger King Video

Things You May or May Not Know About me...(Part DEUX)...

2006-01-14T19:13:00.000-08:00

Well not much of a response to the first batch of "S.N.O.T"toids as I will refer to them, but I'm going to bost another batch of 'em!

11. My favorite artist is Michael Godard his work is phenominal.
12. I have one brother, younger, named Dennis. He's pretty cool I guess.
13. I have a ganglionic cyst on my right wrist, I could have it fixed by slamming it in a text book, but I like it, almost a friend!
14. I've had said cyst for approx. 5 years off an on.
15. Said cysts are not cancerous according to the doc!
16. I'm a huge sports fan, Pens, Pirates, Steelers is where is at guys!
17. I'm 6'1" 250 lbs.
18. I own a sun burst orange metallic 2004 Chevy Cavalier. My ride!
19. I wrote an old friend a letter 5 months ago, I haven't sent it for fear of rejection, and fear she'll read it and thnk I'm strange.
20. I have a crush on someone, I know it can never be, but I can't help my feelings. (I should have sent that to the Post Secret blog).
21. I watch wrestling on a consistent basis. My 2nd favorite show.
22. I once had a dream of being a wrestler, sometimes I still fantasize about it. But I know that I'd never last long enough to make it to the top.
23. I drank just 2 beers on my 21st birthday.
24. My favorite color is red.
25. I often fantasize about what life could be if I had the password.

Things you may or may not know about me...

2006-01-13T20:37:00.000-08:00

Well I have seen this done on a few other sites so I figured I'd go ahead and do it myself, in a few installments though. So here goes...

1. I have long hair, has you can tell by my small picture on my profile.
2. I have 4 piercings (Tongue, L/R eyebrow, and lip), with no tattoos...yet.
3. I am a mixture of 2 Seinfeld characters. Kramer with his weirdness and George's insanity.
4. I love Coca-Cola, nothing better then a good glass of the best surgary fat inducing beverage.
5. My favorite television show is Law and Order SVU!
6. I don't complain enough. I always listen to the complainee though.
7. I collect McFarlane action figures. (Mostly sports, but I've branched out.)
8. I, in person, was able to obtain Mario Lemieux's autograph oh a puck. I proudly display said puck on the desk where this lap top resides.
9. I was born 19 years to the day after Mr. Lemieux. (10/05/1965, 10/05/1984). He's my favorite!
10. I'm extremly self-conscience. I won't do anything during the day if it doesn't start out with a nice hot shower. I also am always worried about how my breath, and my body smell. Hopefully I don't smell too disgusting.

There's 10 of many more to come. After I finish the list completed I'll compile the entire thing into a single page for all to view.

Also I thought I'd pass along another site I have added to the list. The Daily Dildo

I hate comment spammers...

2006-01-12T16:47:00.000-08:00

I am so sick of comment spammers I can't even explain to you the frustration with it, I rarely get comments on my posts then to have these idiots posting crap that has NOTHING to do with anything! Look at the 2nd post on the below post. Congratulations for what? Posting something that made somewhat sense? I'm starting to ramble anyway, its just annoying.

BTW, its bad to put sticky packing envelopes in peoples hair. Just trust me :P

Question Of The Week:

2006-01-07T16:03:00.000-08:00

Well its another "Question Of The Week". With it being just a week after New Years I figured I'd ask this.

What New Years Resolutions did you make? And Did you break them yet?

GOODBYE 2005....

2005-12-29T17:01:00.000-08:00

Well 2005 turned out to be a roller coaser ride from the start! I started out by quitting my job, mainly because my boss saw me has completely incapable of doing anything. After looking for a job for a couple months (Probably not smart to quit a job if you don't have a new one in place) I came upon the craphole of all crap holes. Then they decided to lay half of us off, and thankfully I was one of them.

Then came a very good part where I got my current job. Very nice atmosphere, very good people to work with etc.

I'll be rather happy to see this year go away, and I'm sure there are a few others who are ready to see it go away as well. I wish everyone a safe, happy, and fun New Years. Whether its hiding from the rookie drunks on NYE, or if its out in Times Square couting down from 10.

Time for a S.N.A.T....

2005-12-26T13:07:00.000-08:00

Whats a S.N.A.T you ask? Its a S.N.O.T Rant!
Why I hate the Holidays!

I hate the holidays because it's inevitable i'll be out looking for the perfect gift for someone, and i'll see everyone else with a special someone with them. Holding hands, playing lovey dovey, and basically making me sick. Nothing more depressing then that.

When shopping at the mall you're going to not only sit in a line of traffic for 30 to forty minutes, but probably meet some pretty stupid drivers. It seems that the day after Thanksgiving through December 26th people turn on the "Idiot" switch! Perfect example: I'm trying to make a left, and I have people making the same left turn going around me! YES AROUND ME! Instead of waiting in line and being F*CKING PATIENT they just do whatever they want!

Why is it everyone feels the need to tell you how stupid you are for going out the day before or after Christmas? Because they've never done it? Everyone goes out the day before or after, its just how we humans work! If we didn't wait until the last minute to shop we'd probably get more done in the year!

I always feel the need to stay up until midnight on New Years! No matter how tired and bored I am I still stay up until midnight hits, and I inevitably, get pissed off that I did wait up.

Anyone else sick of being with their family on Christmas? I know its nice to see people you are related too every once in a while, but it seems to get more boring every year. Kids shows and boring chit chat for 8 hours seem to always take over. Sometimes its nice just to kick back and chill for a couple days!

Be sure to vote...

2005-12-24T17:07:00.000-08:00

Vote using the button at the very top of the right column, thank you! Good or Bad just vote, thanks!

Merry Christmas from S.N.O.T...

2005-12-24T13:06:00.000-08:00

Well I am enjoying my first day off in 2 weeks. Never been so damn happy to have the Christmas insanity over, almost. I did all my shopping last night at around midnight. Just wanted to wish all of you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy Chanukah. I hope that have someone special to spend it with as well.

I'll be adding some new products to the store if anyone is interested. With the shirts you get in the store you will be creating a new look. While it may seem expensive, it'll cost just has much to buy a hum drum t-shirt from the mall. Plus you'll be the first on your block to have one. Unique people deserve unique shirts.

Question Of The Week:

2005-12-15T19:51:00.000-08:00

Ok, so that whole Top 7 thing didn't work too well did it? Alright I figured out something a bit better, it will help get you the readers, if there are any, involved.

Heres This weeks Question (12/11-12/17): On Christmas weekend what will you be doing? I'll be with my family eating a nice homemade meal, and opening a few presents. Hopefully I'll be giving some pretty damn good ones this year with the extra money i'll have!

'Tis The Season...

2005-12-14T19:35:00.000-08:00

to be jolly. Or is it the season to yell at someone via Fox News or CNN because Target won't greet you with "Merry Christmas". The season for giving, for celebrating the birth is Christ is continually marred by these talking heads, and political activists who want the Holidays to be Christmas. I don't care if I am greeted with "Happy Holidays", these are the holidays (Chaunkah, Kwanzaa, Christmas ETC.).

Whatever you wanted to call this time of year would be fine with me. I draw the line when we start calling one of the staples of the Christmas season, the CHRISTMAS TREE, a "holiday tree" for P.C. reasons. There is no gray area with the Christmas tree. It is a Christmas tree! I've never seen a jewish person come to me and say "I just put up my Chanukah Tree..." You can't just change what a Christmas tree is because you don't want to offend anyone.

So MERRY CHRISTMAS, I hope you have your CHRISTMAS TREE UP, and I hope you have some fun these last 2 plus weeks of 2005, I'll try to have fun, but this is the busiest time of the year, and work is beckoning.

Found this awesome blog while surfing...

2005-12-11T12:35:00.000-08:00

Just wanted to give everyone a heads up on an AWESOME blog I found while surfing recently. It posts some of e-bay's most outrageous auctions...hence it being called Outrageous Ebay Auctions.

Outrageous Ebay Auctions

What the hell is this?...

2005-12-10T09:14:00.000-08:00

The following picture could be disturbing for all, what is it? I have no clue. Its been there for months, since we moved into this place. I've seen it there for a while, and finally took a picture of it a few weeks ago. I have now decided to muster up the courage to post it. So here it is...

Everyday I peer outside to see if this object is still hanging on the tree. Everyday it is still on that same spot. Through the snow and wind and rain it is still there! It is really starting to spook me out. One day I think I will wake up with this weird looking man peering into a window 3 stories up with a nasty grin on his face. If you know what the hell this is let me know!

1 Year Ago...

2005-12-08T18:25:00.000-08:00

One year ago, today, one of metal's greats was murdered infront of his friends and fans. "Dimebag" Darrell Abbot was on stage preforming with his new band Damageplan when a "fan" ran onto stage, shot Dimebag dead. It was obviously a sad day for Dimebag's fans, but especially his brother Vinne Paul. My thoughts go out to the Abbott family.

If you are a fan, blast the Pantera and/or Damageplan and pay your respects to Dime. He'll truely be missed.

I remember reading that Dimebag had been shot on stage at about 5:00 in the morning, I had gotten up a little bit earlier then I wanted to, I woke up feeling that something was wrong, I didn't know what it could be though. So while trying to put that behind me I decided to check my email, and like I usuall do check the news online real quick. When I did I found out the shocking news. All day I was rather stunned, I was never a huge rabid Pantera fan, and I just really started hearing about Damageplan, but when the local rock station dedicated a segment of songs to Dimebag I got a big emotional. If I remember correctly they played Walk, Planet Caravan, Mouth For War, and Cemetary Gates. It was a cold, rainly afternoon.

I understand that John Lennon was perhaps a bigger star worldwide then Dimebag, but Dime ment just has much has Lennon to his fans. Both were inspirational, Both were great at their craft, and both were brutally murdered byt so called "fans. Dec. 8th will always be one of rocks darkest days, and hopefully one day the world will realize the genius that is "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott.

Like I Promised just moments ago, my cat...

2005-12-06T18:47:00.000-08:00

Here's a picture of my cat Ghost, taken about 3 weeks ago. After numerous bathing sessions, and wrinkled hands I think we finally got him rid of his fleas. He had a weird reaction to the normal flea shampoo, and lost massive amounts of fur which made him look rather sickly. Now he is doing rather well, the fur is growing back, and has I am accustomed too in the winter months he has found the heat from the furnace vents to be rather pleasureable. Of course he also finds the chairs that just have been cleaned to also be a good place to sleep, unless you wear black pants or shirts to which it isn't a good place for you to sleep.

In closing here are a few more pics of my cat. Oh, and incase you were wondering he is going to be 12 years old in May of 2006. Old Bastard.

P.S. in our next post we will be discovering the mask that is in my back yard.

Finally figured out how to resize images on my blog...

2005-12-06T18:42:00.000-08:00

Well today I finally found the html code to resize images on my blog, I was sick of seeing that damn computer bigger on the screen that it is in real life. I am still waiting to get that damn thing back from the techs, couple more weeks and I can have my 1,200 dollar baby back.

I need to update some links soon, if anyone wants to see their link appear on my blog just leave a comment and remember that Christmas, Chaunakah, Kwanza, and Im sure many more im missing are coming up. I got some cool t-shirts in the store to be purchased.

By the way now that I can resize images i'll put up some pictures of my cat.

Duct Tape fixes everything...

2005-11-21T17:30:00.000-08:00

Lingo Slinger, I feel your pain, sorta.

I have had this piece of SHIT for about year at most. I First started with another brand laptop, which began to fail me within 1 1/2 or so, and they replaced that with this. 6 months go by, and my power cord is all jacked up. From what I can tell from reading about other problems people have had its the piece that connects the power to the rest of the machine. Its broken, and the only way to fix it is to have your hand on it, or like I figured out...DUCT TAPE.

Well right now, I'm currently down to about 50 percent battery because the tape isn't quite holding at the moment, and I've decided that I'll use my warranty and tell those fuckers over at Best Buy to either fix it or refund the money to my card and call it a day. I'd rather not have a computer then waste my time with those lousy shit wads.

So Lingo Slinger, in a way I do feel your pain. Put if you need a quick fix I got a couple spare rolls of duct tape you can surely use!

So hopefully I can post something in the next couple days on a different computer but until then, adios!

Feeling Dizzy...

2005-11-20T15:54:00.000-08:00

Weird weekend for me. Relaxed on Saturday, but come today I woke up with a headache, and now I feel a bit dizzy. I don't know what the hell is going on. Anyway way hopefully tomorrow i'll post some cool pics I took tomorrow.

Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005...

2005-11-13T16:14:00.000-08:00

This morning started out like most, I woke up, showered, and starting doing some laundry. Around 11 AM I settled down to my computer to check my email when I noticed a headline stating that current WWE star Eddie Guerrero had passed away in his hotel room this morning.

Tonight Eddie was going to be main eventing the Smackdown! tapings facing Batista and Randy Orton for the World Heavyweight Championship. Plans have obviously changed. Tonights Raw/Smackdown supershow will be a 4 hour tribute to Eddie Guerrero. Its a very sad day for all those who are involved with wrestling in anyway.

I would like to offer my condolences to Eddie's Wife and 3 young daughters as well as Chavo, his nephew, and the WWE.

F*** You Sony...

2005-11-12T13:22:00.000-08:00

Sony Sucks

Sony decided to halt production of musical CD's with technology that would curb piracy of their music. To my knowledge it would allow you to burn it just 3 times onto other CD's, but because of hackers being able to get into the computers running this they decided to stop for know.

WELL THIS WEEKS FUCK YOU GOES TO SONY.

I understand that you don't want people taking money out of your pockets, well how about you stop taking money out of ours? If the music that was put out there for consumption on the main stream markets wasn't so horrid maybe people would buy the music. Everything that is out there and easy to access is probably the biggest pile of feces out there. There is no creativity in the marketplace anymore, and music is top of the list right now. They put out a good single you pay 12-17 bucks for a CD and you get 1 good song out of maybe 12? THATS TRASH.

For some reason the major music labels want their artists to be "cookie cutter" just make the same sounding "art" and their are people who will pay for it sadly. There are many bands out there that have the creative side and want to make good music, but are stifled by their record companies.

One of the Bands I enjoy listening too have gone through years of abuse by their record company trying to get them to pay for exposure, through music videos and touring. They just wouldn't pony up the money, they'd rather put that money into overhyped garbage, and Until the RIAA realizes what crap their membership is putting out, piracy of music will always be there.

I hope you all enjoyed that rant.

Pittsburgh sure loves its football...

2005-11-03T17:33:00.000-08:00

This is how crazed Pittsburgh is about football, and the Pittsburgh Steelers. This morning Ben Roethlisberger, starting QB for the Steelers for those who don't know, had knee surgery putting him out for at the most 2 weeks. Well it was the top story on news casts, news updates, hell they even broke into a classical piece by mozart to tell us the news.

I can already see the looks on the people that heard the news huddling around their radios, televisions, and computer monitors hearing that Ben might miss...gasp...a game, maybe 2. I think we'll survive 2 weeks without Large Ben...I Hope

In other Pittsburgh sports news the Pens win 5-1...3 OF 4 ITS ALL OVA NOW BIATCHES.

I'm Back WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2005-11-01T17:30:00.000-08:00

You guys can't get rid of me that easily! I took a couple weeks off just out of laziness. I decided its been awhile and the few of you that check this site out probably wanted something new so here it is. If you watched Monday Night Football last night you know it was close, and it nearly killed me being a huge Steelers fan. GO STILLERS. Yes they did win, thankfully.

By the way oh my time away from here I've played some NHL 06, awesome game pick it up if your a hockey fan. I suck, but I still love playing it. AHAHA.

Found this video while browsing message boards...

2005-10-15T20:44:00.000-07:00

This lady may be the craziest person I've EVER seen. Just WOWsers.
(Warning: If you are "Tainted" you may be killed by the lady in the video below)

In Jesus Name I Pray

The New TOP 7...

2005-10-13T18:41:00.000-07:00

Well this is the first poston this blog of the new Top 7, it'll be posted every week or so, and involve the top 7 of well anything. This week the top 7 will be somewhat simple, it'll involve my Top 7 favorite beverages. So here goes nothing...

Number 7: Iced Tea W/Lemon: A decent drink, when I buy it in the stores though it overly sweet, and underly lemonany.

Number 6: Sprite: I perfert this "Lemon/Lime" drink over all the others. It offers a funny little guy telling us to obey our thirst!

Number 5: Canada Dry Ginger Ale: Usually my Ginger Ale of choice when suffering from a cold, or when I want to just have a good beverage EH.

Number 4: Arizona Green Tea: One of my favorite's, whether or not the antioxidants in the drink help you, its still an awesome drink to have while relaxing outside or anywhere for that matter.

Number 3: Water: Yes the very unexciting water, I love water because its just a good thing, especially because I get it free at work.

Number 2: Barq's Root Beer: I'm a big root beer fan, and I've found Barq's to truly have the bite. But I love any root beer.

Number 1: Coca-Cola: It's always had more of a "bite" then Pepsi, and anyday its Coke over Pepsi, ANYDAY!

Well a rather uneventful top 7, but there will be more of those to come in the future, tell me what your favotire drink is.

Al Gore, Please shut up...

2005-10-12T17:24:00.000-07:00

I just read an article that Al Gore (not surprisingly) went off on the Bush administration.

Gore Speaks In Sweden

Now that you have hopefully gone over the article a bit here's my reaction to it...

Most of the things he said I have really no problem with because its how many people feel, but where I think he's making not only every single American look bad, but every soldier look bad is where he says "...We would not be routinely torturing people..." in response to how this country would be different if he were President.

While I'm not naive to think that absolutely no torture takes place involving this country, I'm also not deluded enough to think that we are routinley torturing people.

I think it is very telling to see where some people (on both sides) will go just to make the opposing party look bad.

Kitty With Fleas :(...

2005-10-10T17:39:00.000-07:00

Well today I discovered my cat's flea problem acting up again. I came home from work, and noticed that around his ass area, a damn city had sprung up. I decided that I had to bring out the flea shampoo and wash him, and attempt to get these damn things off. Trying to get those little sons of bitches off a cat is not an easy task whatsoever. So I decided to get some tweezers, and jump right on in with him. After about 20 mins of rinsing and soaping and pulling I got maybe half or so off and I noticed more still on him. I don't know what to do. I feel bad for him because it can't be fun having these things on you eating at your skin.

Pens lose 7-6 in overtime....

2005-10-09T10:58:00.000-07:00

BUT, Sidney Crosby scored his first NHL goal, (see above), and I was there to see some great hockey history. He also had 2 assists to give him 5 points in the first 3 games. Not to mention my favorite player, Mario Lemieux, scored 2 goals. While it was very hard to lose a game while up 4-2, and 6-4, it was an exciting game, a great game. Its only 3 games into the season so I wouldn't be worrying just yet, give em a chance this is a completely new Pens roster.

Buffalo hopefully will get victimized.

Funny Signs...

2005-10-08T06:37:00.000-07:00

FUCK YOU, not BLESS YOU!

2005-10-06T17:42:00.000-07:00

I've found a really good way to make people look at you twice, and hopefully they don't beat the crap out of you in the process. Whenever someone sneezes the general reaction of those around is "Bless you", well instead you say "FUCK YOU!" You may want to be cautious at who exactly you say that too, like saying it to the boss of your department, might not be a hot idea. Saying it to some asshole co-worker could be excellent.

The look on their face would be priceless. If they come after you remind them where you read this insane, non-sensical posting. www.snotblogs.blogspot.com, when they hear that they are sure to stop in their tracks and cower in fear! No Really they will, I promise. If they don't, then run...no seriously run...go! DUDE HE'S RUNNING AFTER YOU RIGHT NOW...GET OFF OF HERE...GO!!!!!!!!

Idiot, I told you to run, no you gotta play Mr. Tough Guy! Well now look, you're bleeding out of your ears. I'm not calling 9-1-1 either, I warned you.

NEW S.N.O.T SHOP JUNK JUST IN FOR WINTER!

2005-10-06T17:39:00.000-07:00

Hey guys I just put up some cool items just in time to get you ready for winter, check them out and purchase your warming device now. I'll probably put up a few more by the time this week is out!

Food Review: "Chicken Parmesan"...

2005-10-06T03:20:00.000-07:00

Well if you have a television you've probably seen the commercials for the new sub at "Subway", the Chicken Parmesan sub. After seeing this commmercial seemingly non stop I just had to try it or else I'd go even crazier then I already am. It comes with 4 pieces of breaded chicken breast, chese (if you wish), marinara sauce, and whatever you might want on it. I had mine with the abouve and green peppers on Italian Herbs and Cheese bread.

This might be one of the best subs ever offered at Subway. It was nice and toasty melted cheese on it, just delicious. I've probably eaten it about 6 times in 2 weeks it's just that damn good. On a scale of one french fry to five french fries, I give it 4 and one half french fries. Hmmm french fries (drools). DOH!

Anyway, I received my first order from my S.N.O.T Shop, I'd like to thank Mark for ordering the shirt you see to your right (except its the red ringer). I know it'll be perfect, we should all have one!

Awkward Moments...

2005-10-04T16:16:00.000-07:00

Well, today I went to Wal-Mart during my lunch break to screw around for a bit looking for a magazine, well there was a mentally challenged person in the same section when I got there. He mumbled something to himself, and then said hi to me. I responded with a hi, and went on looking. After leaving Wal-Mart, with no magazing that I so greatly wanted, I thought to myself why after conversing with someone that is mentally challenged do I feel so shitty? Is it because I feel bad, because I don't know how exactly to react, or am I just fucking crazy?

After thinking for a while I came up with 2 things, I am fucking crazy thats obvious. But I also realized I do so little to help people. I donate to the Salvation Army during the holidays placing spare change into the buckets, I donated money for the Tsunami, and Hurricanes. But I feel I could do more. So I decided to hit this blog with everything I can.

I hope my non-sensical musings, observations and serious (at times) postings can make all of your lives a lot easier.

If you purchase any products from the "S.N.O.T Shop" send in a picture and i'll post you sporting your gear here for all to enjoy.

Movie Review: "The Exorcism of Emily Rose."

2005-10-03T16:41:00.000-07:00

On Saturday evening I went to see "The Exorcism Of Emily Rose". It wasn't exactly what the trailors made it out to be. There were a few too many extended court room scenes. When they did cut to flashbacks for what Emily Rose was going through it was more then great, it was truly "spine tingingling". I was hoping throughout the movie that the idiots in the courtroom would just shut up. I love those cop drama's like Law and Order, but this movie just wasn't the place for that. I could have handled a few short clips, of the court room, but it drowned out what I though was supposed to be the main priority of the film was to showcase Emily Rose and her pain.

All in All the parts of Emily Rose's exorcism, made the movie better then what the court room scenes did. I give it a B- not good enough for a B but not quiet bad enough for a C. I reccomend you see it to see a movie that doesn't neccesarily scare you for a few seconds a time, but it goes home with you.

If you have seen this movie let the people know what you think of it, in the comments section.

The First "SNOT"ty Post...

2005-10-02T17:15:00.000-07:00

Well friends, enemies, and evil-doers, welcome to the first S.N.O.T post. I should first introduce myself, I am Dave Berry, from the posh suburban hills of Pittsburgh...okay so this is a hick town and the only thing posh here is the used "Spice Girls" albums. Anyway, I'm 20 years old, and full of... uhhh you decide what I'm full of. Yes I still live with my mommy, and yes im single so call me at 724-7...Wait what the hell? Thats an invitation for some psycho to track me down and use me for his or her own personal sex slave. Just email me its safer thegame_451@yahoo.com

I hope you continue to check out this blog daily, I will be updating it with current topics I come across that might be amusing, sad, happy, or important to our lives. It might be about my favorite sports team the Pittsburgh Penguins, or about a great song I heard. It could be about politics or just something trivial. Whatever the case may be I will try and provide a different outlook on it.

Once this ball gets rolling I'll probably add a weekly post of some sort. I've already got things in mind for that, but if you have any ideas the email again is thegame_451@yahoo.com

Also you may have noticed the shirt on the right of your screen...go ahead click on it its just a pop up it won't bite. Well it will if you click it in the wrong spot...just kidding. Anyway, thats my blog store where you can buy either S.N.O.T swag or just something cool I came up with. It's powered by www.spreadshirt.com a cool online shop you should also check out. Every week or two i'll make new products for you to check out and i'll put a new product of the week up.

This week the product of the week is...a Mens black and white ringer t-shirt. On the front it says "I Have An Undiagnosed Mental Illness..." on the back "...Whats Your Excuse?" It comes in a few different styles and colors in the blog store, and in the coming weeks I may slap that on a bella for those ladies out there they may so desire.

Thanks for joining me today, and I hope to see more of you all down the line!!!