Found this video while browsing message boards...

This lady may be the craziest person I've EVER seen. Just WOWsers.
(Warning: If you are "Tainted" you may be killed by the lady in the video below)

In Jesus Name I Pray

The New TOP 7...

Well this is the first poston this blog of the new Top 7, it'll be posted every week or so, and involve the top 7 of well anything. This week the top 7 will be somewhat simple, it'll involve my Top 7 favorite beverages. So here goes nothing...

Number 7: Iced Tea W/Lemon: A decent drink, when I buy it in the stores though it overly sweet, and underly lemonany.

Number 6: Sprite: I perfert this "Lemon/Lime" drink over all the others. It offers a funny little guy telling us to obey our thirst!

Number 5: Canada Dry Ginger Ale: Usually my Ginger Ale of choice when suffering from a cold, or when I want to just have a good beverage EH.

Number 4: Arizona Green Tea: One of my favorite's, whether or not the antioxidants in the drink help you, its still an awesome drink to have while relaxing outside or anywhere for that matter.

Number 3: Water: Yes the very unexciting water, I love water because its just a good thing, especially because I get it free at work.

Number 2: Barq's Root Beer: I'm a big root beer fan, and I've found Barq's to truly have the bite. But I love any root beer.

Number 1: Coca-Cola: It's always had more of a "bite" then Pepsi, and anyday its Coke over Pepsi, ANYDAY!

Well a rather uneventful top 7, but there will be more of those to come in the future, tell me what your favotire drink is.

Al Gore, Please shut up...

I just read an article that Al Gore (not surprisingly) went off on the Bush administration.

Gore Speaks In Sweden

Now that you have hopefully gone over the article a bit here's my reaction to it...

Most of the things he said I have really no problem with because its how many people feel, but where I think he's making not only every single American look bad, but every soldier look bad is where he says "...We would not be routinely torturing people..." in response to how this country would be different if he were President.

While I'm not naive to think that absolutely no torture takes place involving this country, I'm also not deluded enough to think that we are routinley torturing people.

I think it is very telling to see where some people (on both sides) will go just to make the opposing party look bad.

Kitty With Fleas :(...

Well today I discovered my cat's flea problem acting up again. I came home from work, and noticed that around his ass area, a damn city had sprung up. I decided that I had to bring out the flea shampoo and wash him, and attempt to get these damn things off. Trying to get those little sons of bitches off a cat is not an easy task whatsoever. So I decided to get some tweezers, and jump right on in with him. After about 20 mins of rinsing and soaping and pulling I got maybe half or so off and I noticed more still on him. I don't know what to do. I feel bad for him because it can't be fun having these things on you eating at your skin.

Pens lose 7-6 in overtime....

BUT, Sidney Crosby scored his first NHL goal, (see above), and I was there to see some great hockey history. He also had 2 assists to give him 5 points in the first 3 games. Not to mention my favorite player, Mario Lemieux, scored 2 goals. While it was very hard to lose a game while up 4-2, and 6-4, it was an exciting game, a great game. Its only 3 games into the season so I wouldn't be worrying just yet, give em a chance this is a completely new Pens roster.

Buffalo hopefully will get victimized.

Funny Signs...

FUCK YOU, not BLESS YOU!

I've found a really good way to make people look at you twice, and hopefully they don't beat the crap out of you in the process. Whenever someone sneezes the general reaction of those around is "Bless you", well instead you say "FUCK YOU!" You may want to be cautious at who exactly you say that too, like saying it to the boss of your department, might not be a hot idea. Saying it to some asshole co-worker could be excellent.

The look on their face would be priceless. If they come after you remind them where you read this insane, non-sensical posting. www.snotblogs.blogspot.com, when they hear that they are sure to stop in their tracks and cower in fear! No Really they will, I promise. If they don't, then run...no seriously run...go! DUDE HE'S RUNNING AFTER YOU RIGHT NOW...GET OFF OF HERE...GO!!!!!!!!

Idiot, I told you to run, no you gotta play Mr. Tough Guy! Well now look, you're bleeding out of your ears. I'm not calling 9-1-1 either, I warned you.

NEW S.N.O.T SHOP JUNK JUST IN FOR WINTER!

Hey guys I just put up some cool items just in time to get you ready for winter, check them out and purchase your warming device now. I'll probably put up a few more by the time this week is out!

Food Review: "Chicken Parmesan"...

Well if you have a television you've probably seen the commercials for the new sub at "Subway", the Chicken Parmesan sub. After seeing this commmercial seemingly non stop I just had to try it or else I'd go even crazier then I already am. It comes with 4 pieces of breaded chicken breast, chese (if you wish), marinara sauce, and whatever you might want on it. I had mine with the abouve and green peppers on Italian Herbs and Cheese bread.

This might be one of the best subs ever offered at Subway. It was nice and toasty melted cheese on it, just delicious. I've probably eaten it about 6 times in 2 weeks it's just that damn good. On a scale of one french fry to five french fries, I give it 4 and one half french fries. Hmmm french fries (drools). DOH!

Anyway, I received my first order from my S.N.O.T Shop, I'd like to thank Mark for ordering the shirt you see to your right (except its the red ringer). I know it'll be perfect, we should all have one!

Awkward Moments...

Well, today I went to Wal-Mart during my lunch break to screw around for a bit looking for a magazine, well there was a mentally challenged person in the same section when I got there. He mumbled something to himself, and then said hi to me. I responded with a hi, and went on looking. After leaving Wal-Mart, with no magazing that I so greatly wanted, I thought to myself why after conversing with someone that is mentally challenged do I feel so shitty? Is it because I feel bad, because I don't know how exactly to react, or am I just fucking crazy?

After thinking for a while I came up with 2 things, I am fucking crazy thats obvious. But I also realized I do so little to help people. I donate to the Salvation Army during the holidays placing spare change into the buckets, I donated money for the Tsunami, and Hurricanes. But I feel I could do more. So I decided to hit this blog with everything I can.

I hope my non-sensical musings, observations and serious (at times) postings can make all of your lives a lot easier.

If you purchase any products from the "S.N.O.T Shop" send in a picture and i'll post you sporting your gear here for all to enjoy.

Movie Review: "The Exorcism of Emily Rose."

On Saturday evening I went to see "The Exorcism Of Emily Rose". It wasn't exactly what the trailors made it out to be. There were a few too many extended court room scenes. When they did cut to flashbacks for what Emily Rose was going through it was more then great, it was truly "spine tingingling". I was hoping throughout the movie that the idiots in the courtroom would just shut up. I love those cop drama's like Law and Order, but this movie just wasn't the place for that. I could have handled a few short clips, of the court room, but it drowned out what I though was supposed to be the main priority of the film was to showcase Emily Rose and her pain.

All in All the parts of Emily Rose's exorcism, made the movie better then what the court room scenes did. I give it a B- not good enough for a B but not quiet bad enough for a C. I reccomend you see it to see a movie that doesn't neccesarily scare you for a few seconds a time, but it goes home with you.

If you have seen this movie let the people know what you think of it, in the comments section.

The First "SNOT"ty Post...

Well friends, enemies, and evil-doers, welcome to the first S.N.O.T post. I should first introduce myself, I am Dave Berry, from the posh suburban hills of Pittsburgh...okay so this is a hick town and the only thing posh here is the used "Spice Girls" albums. Anyway, I'm 20 years old, and full of... uhhh you decide what I'm full of. Yes I still live with my mommy, and yes im single so call me at 724-7...Wait what the hell? Thats an invitation for some psycho to track me down and use me for his or her own personal sex slave. Just email me its safer thegame_451@yahoo.com

I hope you continue to check out this blog daily, I will be updating it with current topics I come across that might be amusing, sad, happy, or important to our lives. It might be about my favorite sports team the Pittsburgh Penguins, or about a great song I heard. It could be about politics or just something trivial. Whatever the case may be I will try and provide a different outlook on it.

Once this ball gets rolling I'll probably add a weekly post of some sort. I've already got things in mind for that, but if you have any ideas the email again is thegame_451@yahoo.com

Also you may have noticed the shirt on the right of your screen...go ahead click on it its just a pop up it won't bite. Well it will if you click it in the wrong spot...just kidding. Anyway, thats my blog store where you can buy either S.N.O.T swag or just something cool I came up with. It's powered by www.spreadshirt.com a cool online shop you should also check out. Every week or two i'll make new products for you to check out and i'll put a new product of the week up.

This week the product of the week is...a Mens black and white ringer t-shirt. On the front it says "I Have An Undiagnosed Mental Illness..." on the back "...Whats Your Excuse?" It comes in a few different styles and colors in the blog store, and in the coming weeks I may slap that on a bella for those ladies out there they may so desire.

Thanks for joining me today, and I hope to see more of you all down the line!!!